helpless lesbian

A lesbian crushing on a girl and simps for her but can’t make a move

Shannon: “this girl gabby is sooo pretty”
Meena: “ dude ask her out or something already”
Shannon: “I can’t bro idk how she might not even like girls”
Liana: “you are such a helpless lesbian”

by Marie125 August 8, 2023

scream helplessly at the sky

A public behavioral display of dissatisfaction in result of not getting your way or losing. Known to most mature, logical adults as a temper tantrum. This behavior is typically performed by spoiled toddlers, screaming helplessly at the sky has more recently been recognized in toddler-like adults suffering from Myrectis Hurtsaloticus Syndrome.

WARNING: Screaming helplessly at the sky (individually or in large groups) may cause uncontrollable laughter in reasonable adults and confusion in toddlers.

What do you mean Donald Trump won the election? That's impossible because I voted for Hillary! What's an electoral college? He's not my president! I feel so helpless. I know, I'll scream helplessly at the sky until I feel better.

by Dr. Sheepdog February 1, 2020

Helpotage

When a person appears to be helping but is really sabotaging you. Or, if someone helps just enough to not see you fail but not enough to see you succeed.

I would have won the competition if my team mate didn't helpotage me.

by Pompey Bentos July 15, 2020

helplesslyxunsatisfied

A super cool swaggy editor that everyone should know

WOW! Have you read any of helplesslyxunsatisfied’s captions?? They’re like super awesome

by nothelplesslyxunsatisfied July 5, 2021

Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.

I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!

by JRaye February 26, 2011

Helpless

It's when a person like me has some serious problems, romantically, at least.

aka when you have daddy issues and are always talking about how much you wanna fuck Gee Way.

Alexis: geez, what's up with you and crushing on people 3x your age? He's 42, and you're barely 14!!

Helena: sorry, I guess I'm helpless

by Foxy Like A Badger October 7, 2019

hellol

Its saying hello whilst laughing combining lol and hello

your friend has tripped on a banana

you: hellol!!!

by Ruby Malibu Cherry July 30, 2008