Heinz Maneuver

The act of fucking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her ass (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. Repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.

Moe wouldn't shut up so I put him in The Heinz Maneuver.

Katarina didn't go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the Heinz Maneuver to remind her who's boss and what her responsibilities are.

The best way to shut a bitch up is to put her in The Heinz Maneuver!!

by sexmachinestanley January 25, 2011

Heitzel

Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.

Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.

by merode July 21, 2011

Heinz 69

Two lesbains going down on each other while both are on the rag

The heinz 69 is outlawed in all 50 states yet many women still practice this incredible sexual act.

by JL August 21, 2003

heinz

a person with many ethnicities.

57 variteties

by chow chow June 5, 2003

Heinzelman

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.

When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.

by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

heinz peter

Heinz Peter is a really nice person and everyone loves them. Heinz Peter is always fun...
ok but seriously noone is called heinz Peter and if you're actually a Hanz peter I'm so sorry for you

you are actually called heinz Peter? You fool.

by larrydiegute October 4, 2020

Heinzsight

Understanding of a baked bean related situation only after it has happened.

In heinzsight I shouldn't have taken a thermos of baked beans on my first date

by Roy Royson October 29, 2020