Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009

miles heizer

white twink who likes dogs

miles heizer please post something we are begging

by jjjuuuulllleeeeyyyaaahhh November 16, 2020

Hemerage

The emotion felt upon discovering that your arse is bleeding due to the butt-fucking you just got. Similar to road rage caused by someone cutting infront of you in traffic (See hunter).

Chris Shanahan hemeraged in his bedroom at 42 Ladybird St, Strathpine.

by Anonymous QGL goon. June 15, 2003

Text-himers

when someone takes so long to text you back, you forget what the conversation was about in the first place.

bill: yeah, and i got to feed the ducks!

--three hours later--
bob:feeding ducks IS great fun.

bill: wtf??? oh yeah, we were talking about ducks THREE HOURS ago. maybe if he would text faster, i wouldn't have this case of Text-himers.

by hopeless_romantic7 January 20, 2009

beef to the heels, like a mullingar heifer

A girl/lady with overweight legs. Irish slang alluding to the fact that Mullingar in County Westmeath is noted for is good beef (a heifer is a cow who has not had a calf yet).

Male 1: Who did Mike go home with last night?
Male 2: I didn't recognise her, but i'll tell ya, she had beef to the heels, like a Mullingar heifer.

by Oh-Jay July 14, 2016

heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.

who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.

by lexicali slim September 19, 2009