hoiker

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

by bigname July 28, 2015

Hecker

Wannabe hackers on Kik who's actions and thought process leave you saying "What the heck"

Me: *Hecks the heck out of everyone*

Nocte: It's the heckers

Me:

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＼ ｜ つ ヽ

by W3RD2 November 15, 2020

Itch-Hiker

An itch that moves to another place when you scratch it.

Oh shit,I got an Itch-Hiker!It's moving down my back!

by Klite49 June 13, 2009

Petty heifer

Someone who is rude,stupid,and gets mad about dumb things.

John is such a petty heifer,he got upset with me over the dumbest thing today.

by fuck_you_hoe September 3, 2016

White hiker

noun; When an individual ejaculates into a worn boot of any sort for sexual pleasure. This may be in any environment or setting, the term still remains the same.

Example 1: While Jenny wasn't looking, I took her bright pink cowgirl boots and did a "white hiker".

Example 2: Mr. Lorsaw left his old brown boots in the locker room, which got me sexually excited. While no one was looking, I stuck my dick into the dirty ol' thing and performed a traditional white hiker.

by The Walter White May 23, 2022

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

Heiferosexual

a person who is sexually attracted to, and has sexual preference for a fat person.

Check Piff out, why does he always go for the fatties? He's a full-bore heiferosexual.

by Poopstack October 14, 2009