Hefty Melon

when a girl is giving you a blow-job you pull out just before you cum, then cum in your hand and slap her in the face

Dude did you give your girlfriend a hefty melon yet

by Jubencio Ferreria March 15, 2010

Bun Hefty

Wanting to smoke marijuanna, craving the high that it gives one.

Arturo: Yo Vatto, you got any dro?
Hector: No Ese, i'm dry out of gyz.
Arturo: Shit homes, i'm really bun hefty!

by kilahAP August 28, 2009

hefty fine

the newest bloodhound gang album. it features the hit singles: foxtrot uniform charlie kilo and uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

man hefty fine kicks ass! it only took them about five years to release new material.

by filthy gee January 1, 2006

Hefty Riot

somebody who is a very big douchebag

Ur Face is a Hefty Riot!!

by Im whoever i am June 17, 2010

Heftybiff

When you hard slap someone on one testicle or both. This is a very, very, very hard slap. DO THIS TO SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT. This can also be done on the girls ass and tit. This will result in a lot of pain.

Why did you use the heftybiff.

Don't use the heftybiff.

by MAKINGfunOFpeeps May 20, 2021

hefty naturals

Coined by comedian John Mulaney, "hefty naturals" are big, real boobs.

She was wearing a low-cut dress, showing off her hefty naturals.

by Crissy Corvette December 28, 2022

Chunking hefty chickens

getting really angry at somebody or something.

Jimmy was chunking hefty chickens at his friends who made fun of his Sketchers.

by dragon of doom June 11, 2018