Luke Hemmings

Luke is quiet and awkward. He can be very funny but you have to get him talking. When he smiles you can't breathe for a couple seconds. You always just want to hug him and if have gotten to already you are very lucky. His voice is so strong and powerful when he sings that you can't get enough. Talk about a toner.
<3

"Wow his voice is unbelievable!"

"Yeah Luke Hemmings just blows me away."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Luke Hemmings

A blonde haired blue eyed 15 year old Australian boy. He is amazing. Veiwed on YouTube with his friends Callum and Michael. Band is called 5 Seconds of Summer. Hopefully will be a big star soon.

Did you see Luke Hemmings?
Yes, hes amazing!

by Ariah Mackenzie October 26, 2011

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer and guitarist in the australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. His band mates names are Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford. His Birthday is July 16th 1996, which makes him 19. He has been playing the guitar sice he is 10 years old. Luke started posting videos of himself covering songs on YouTube in 2011. Later that year the other band memebers joined. The complete band was formed in December 2011.

Have you heard about the amazing talented Luke Hemmings?

Yes I have.

by jessiehemmo October 4, 2015

heminate

(v) To prematurely press enter on a Tweet before completing the sentence, most often resulting in other Twitter users finishing the sentence by retweeting. The coinage comes from journalist Mark Hemingway, who had prematurely pressed enter on a tweet starting "We."

I heminated and now everyone's retweeting the abbreviated sentence. Hopefully it doesn't wind up in urban dictionary.

by philolojest October 31, 2011

heemihead

One who habitually uses or has been affected negatively by the use of PCP (Phencyclidine.)

I was down at the bus station and saw a heemihead fall in a puddle and start convulsing.

by nocturnal December 29, 2004

Sally Hemings

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

by mackback319 October 15, 2020

heefing

Present participle of heef.

"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.

Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.

Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005