Heatsexual

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:

Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye

by sophibanana October 16, 2021

heliosexual

heliosexual: being attracted to people who identify as an apache attack helicopter.

im not gay, im heliosexual! i like how apache helicopters curve!

by anonymous January 27, 2023

flaming hetrosexual

A flaming hetrosexual is a person who is so overly fixated at appearing straight and manly that it boarders on gayness.
See flaming homosexual

Dude1:"I am going to Starbucks, you want to come along?"
Dude2:"I don't go to Starbucks I am afraid I might turn gay."
Dude1:"dude, you are such a flaming hetrosexual."

by oh_noes April 22, 2006

Hemrosexual

A person who has a sexual attraction to Hemeroids (piles) or other people who have hemeroids.

Hey i think that guy is hemrosexual he's been looking at that piles patient for a long time

by im a pelican December 22, 2010

Hotosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to people based on their level of hotness, as in how in shape they are, rather than the kind of genitals they have.

Well, generally I'm straight, but I'd much rather get down with a fit woman than a fat man, so I guess that makes me a hotosexual.

I used to be a hotosexual, but then decided that men really are idiots and I can't deal with it anymore.

by gurgoob January 25, 2012

Herbosexual

You fuck plants

I love me some cactus ass, Ima herbosexual

by Micjael September 8, 2017

hetrosexualphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against straight people.

Benjamin: Becky you are being very hetrosexualphobic towards me!

by RR5408 March 9, 2021