hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011

no hassles !

aka no worries! ! - no sweat! - no problemo !

tim - george! will you be able to get me some chips on the way back from work? george - No Hassles ! sure can do!

by niko_Queenstown January 15, 2016

Hasshole

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.

"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."

by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012

Hasset

Hasset has such a beautiful soul and is such a humanitarian. She loves her friends and family dearly and they mean the world to her. She is so smart and is always up for a debate. She is also really pretty but sometimes she forgets. She loves animals and treats them with love and care. She also loves Jesus more than anything. Hasset has beautiful curly black hair.

Are you friends with Hasset?

Yea she is so cool!

by Blueandpurple June 29, 2021

Hasselhoff

To eat food like a caveman while shitfaced drunk and making a complete mess (laying on the floor is optional). Per the Youtube Video of David Hasselhoff hammered eating a burger.

After the bar last night I hasselhoff'd the shit out of $20 worth of taco bell.

I woke up on the floor of the hotey this afternoon face down in half a hamburger i hasselhoff'd after the show last night.

by JoeCaine June 12, 2009

Street Hassle

When four sweaty dudes reach a volume that creates a sexual musk that even hassles the streets.

Trina, "Hey Bianca, see them hot dudes, they stink like a Street Hassle."

by Taco Larry May 11, 2018