heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

beaver heater

a small electric fan typically stored in the bathroom or under someones desk.

hot air is blown forward and up into the beaver region

during the winter months ladies often have beaver heaters under their desk for extra warmth.

by haggis mchunty April 23, 2009

Two Heaters

When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth

Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.

Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?

Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.

by BobbyBaja December 6, 2009

two headed blow job

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

heater

A firearm- Usually a handgun or revolver. This term came from the 30's mafia/gangster times. When continually fired, the barrel would get very warm- hence the name heater.

"Before we go out tonight, do you got your heater?"
Don't mess with her, she's got a heater.

by g-dog adt March 28, 2011

heated seats

The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.

Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"

Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"

by seat heater May 7, 2011

Haagen Days

A special commemorative weekend that marks the existence of the one and only Haagen Dazs ice cream.

During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019