headonked

Headonked is the process of performing oral sex or foreplay with a man's sexual organs (including transvestites).

There are a few different forms of the work headonk

1. headonk
2. headonked
3. headonking

How was the headonking last night?

Dude, last night my girl gave me the best headonk ever!

Last night my girld headonked me not once but twice!

by Juan Pierre January 21, 2008

headbone

Headstrong, stubborn and radical

That headbone sure likes giving others a hard time.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

HeadBong

where you put weed in someone's mouth and light it and suck it up from their nose. Good for the synuses.

CAUTION: may cause third degree burns on the roof of their mouth (worth it though)

Cecil "we like a headbong"

by sexypoo January 17, 2010

heads on sight

Anytime. Anyplace i see you were gonna fight

When i see Kellyanne Conway it's heads on sight

by Cassandra gomez June 18, 2018

Headboner

Whenever you are high and you start to get a headache. Like fr blood rushes to a dick and it’s a boner, blood rushes to the head and it’s a headache. Same thing so headboner.

Guy 1:I smoked a joint and took a fat rip of some nic.
Guy 2: I bet you had a massive headboner afterwards.
Guy 1: Oh yeah I did.

by BubbafromPrison October 14, 2021

Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.

Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?

by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018

Tdub HeadSnap

The action of making a joke and immediately looking at the "group leader" or "coolest guy" in the friend group for validation in your joke. often seen with those who are either new to a friend group or black.

"I made a joke about someones dead mother and proceeded to tdub headsnap at my friend."

by DuckyBBX March 9, 2026