Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Haymood

Someones crotch area, penis or balls.

“Wtf man you just touched my haymood!”

by Haymood June 17, 2018

Holly Heywood

A word to describe one of the coolest girls in the world. A Holly Heywood can be very spontaneous at times, but always brings joy to people. Usually, people will cry in awe of a Holly Heywood.

Peter: Man, i just hung out with a Holly Heywood! It was AMAZING.

Bobby: Aw man i'm so jealous! I've never met a Holly Heywood.

by M. pixie January 24, 2011

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

HAYBOODY

a foul scent that is a mixture of farm and dirty butt

Did you smell that girl? She smelled like hayboody.

by Edizzlewizzle April 23, 2019

Heywood Jafugger

Another fictious name that is great to use when attending tradeshows where name badges are required. Best results when the wearer approaches either a new sales rep or a male/female sales team.

"Good morning, Heywood Jafugger" "Why yes, I wouldn't mind buggering that little tart".

Also a great name for a fictious business. Jablome & Jafugger, may I help you. I'm sorry, Dick Gozinya is no longer at this office.I'm sorry, Woody Bangor is out for the day too."

by Ida Eatherout September 22, 2006

haywooding

When you have the urge to kill someone but don't act on it.

Ryan stop haywooding.

by Roosterteeth On The Spot April 3, 2015