needle in a haystack

Male with small penis who has a large amount of pubic hair.

I couldn't have sex with Nico last night. His dick was like a needle in a haystack.

by jellytime October 4, 2010

haystack

Joking or fun name for a Hairy Pussy.

Aww yeah! You know she wanted me to jump in that haystack!

by Merk22 July 8, 2006

Haystack

When you shave your pubes off, cum on them so they stick together, and shove it up your ass and enjoy it.

For his birthday, I made him a haystack.

by Add me on league: x6er October 10, 2017

haystack

a stack of hay dnt be silly with all your CA and shite

i shat on a haystack

by rachel January 23, 2005

haystack

a really fat marijuana joint

Mate, you've gotta roll another one of those haystacks.

by George Mills September 7, 2008

haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

by ADHD #1 February 16, 2009

haystack

Famous CS player who is known as the best in the world. Also can be used as an adjective.

Haystack is the greatest player in the world. or How he is haystacking all over the play. He haystacked me across the map.

by Phil January 15, 2005