hayloft

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAY (LOFT) MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN YOU BETTER RUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUN MY DADDYS GOT A GUGUGUGUGUN

YOUNG LOVERS WITH THEIR LEGS TIED UP IN KNOTS< YOUNG LOVERS IN THE HAYLOFT

by im swag lol (they/he?????) January 4, 2021

Halloween Hangover

The Worst sugar crash you've ever experienced; Usually Happens the Morning after Halloween. It can be combined with alcohol.

guy 1: man, I have such a sick halloween hangover.

guy 2: Stop talking so loud!

by pwn3d_2damax November 1, 2009

Halloweiner

A male that you hook-up with on Halloween.

Sarah- " I totally hooked up with Tim last night!"

Rachel- " OMG He was your Halloweiner!"

by Esyleal November 14, 2011

halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.

Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!

by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

The end of your childhood.

Friend: "Did you see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II?"

Me: -curls into a ball and cries-

by -thumpers-chorus August 17, 2011

hayloft

code for feeling confused/confused by your identity or questioning they/them (from mother mother)

you know mother mother’s song hayloft?

by beanasf December 12, 2020

jack harlow

a good ass rapper, fine as fuck, and one of the funniest rappers in the game. i love him.

person 1: “have you heard of jack harlow?? he’s a great white rapper and the hottest man ever.”

person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.

by guaplorddd April 23, 2021