rudi haylock

A gay boy who likes to suck dick

That rudi haylock has no friends

by Thecleverboy123 August 29, 2017

Rudi Haylock

He is the shit, the best better then Beau and has a way bigger dick than him. All the girls would love just one ride on that amazing penis....

Who is that man.......he must be a Rudi Haylock because he's better then beau.

by RDU August 29, 2017

Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018

kane haylock

A term used when somebody is so tall

He is such a kane haylock

by 69696969. October 9, 2019

Freddy Haycock

Gay nonce

Small
Very gay
Very nonce

Very small

Nonce Freddy Haycock

by ImThicc69 May 20, 2020

Flying Haddock

When your bathing costume gets stolen or washed away whilst you are in the sea so you have to streak naked back to the changing room down the beach as fast as you can.

Jim got arrested after doing the flying haddock when a shark ate his swim shorts.

by Sparky 55 March 1, 2024

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021