Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024

Dirty hawley

When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw

Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys

by TweekerT69 August 11, 2023

Joe Hawley

The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH

Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!

by 【♡Simon♡】 April 28, 2024

Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.

The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.

by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 21, 2022

Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022

the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

by BhettyBhoop July 22, 2022