Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out

Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.

by TheCelt July 22, 2022

Sarah Hawley

The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.

Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!

by I WAS NOT HERe AND WILL NEVER February 18, 2023

Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.

The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.

by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022

the Hawley

That thing that happens when you go in a gun in’ and come out a running’.
When ya go in like a lion, and come out cryin’.

Did you see that dude doin “the Hawley”?

by BhettyBhoop July 22, 2022

Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.

Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS

by Astatine16 June 10, 2024

Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025

hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017