"oh my god look at that piss kink haver" "isn't his name kaito? I've heard he had a major piss kink."
by anonymous August 13, 2021
 Get the piss kink havermug.
Get the piss kink havermug. by hsfchick October 8, 2011
 Get the Havering Sixth Formmug.
Get the Havering Sixth Formmug. by pqrtyfavor  July 23, 2021
 Get the tha sex haversmug.
Get the tha sex haversmug. John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...
by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005
 Get the Penis relationship haver withermug.
Get the Penis relationship haver withermug. These are people that for some reason did something to deserve themselves getting strapped to a chair with no bottom and getting the shit beat out of thier balls until they are reduced to worthless mush. Much like what happened to James Bond in Casino Royale, except these people are nothing like James Bond, because instead of taking it like a man like Bond did, these people cry and bitch and moan like whiny little bitches.
Nick 1 "Dude did you hear what happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
Nick 2 "No what?"
Tony "Dude you didnt hear? He got his balls mashed while he sat in a bottomless chair and bitched and moaned like a whiny bitch!"
Nick 2 " That Ball Less Mush Haver"
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
 Get the Ball Less Mush Havermug.
Get the Ball Less Mush Havermug. This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
by LacyBitch  April 17, 2018
 Get the Non-man penis havermug.
Get the Non-man penis havermug. Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.
John: >Vagina haver
Opinion discarded.
John: >Vagina haver
Opinion discarded.
by schizoposting March 17, 2023
 Get the Vagina havermug.
Get the Vagina havermug.