Avalanche

The act of "skeeting" on a girl's face, and then pushing her down the stairs.

Jimmy just gave Katrina an avalanche!

by Tyler Jones 11 April 25, 2008

ass avalanche

A rapid flow a shit coming out of your asshole.

OMG did you hear that? Sounds like Sonny has massive ass avalanche today!

by helyan September 30, 2010

Avalanche

The act in which two white males, after performing simultaneous fellatio upon one another, engage in a passionate kiss to suffuse the collected seamen between the two oral cavities.

Billy and Kenny celebrated their 3 year anniversary with a night filled with passion only to finish with the sharing of an avalanche before drifting off to sleep in tender embrace.

by Hellooo Nurse! July 29, 2016

Creamy Avalanche

When the male ejaculates on a female's face and then pushes the person down the stairs.

My buddy Rube was getting some head at the top of a staircase, busted a narly load in her face and then kicked her dumbass down the stairs thus creating a creamy avalanche!

by Southerncumfort9 August 6, 2010

Mexican Avalanche

This takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. You pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of dick snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. At this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft shell. (soft shell is suggested for long term relationships, hard shell for one-nighters). At that time, you inform her you'll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell "Avalanche Amigos!!!"

Beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the butt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, I gave her a Mexican Avalanche. She should be back at work by next Thursday.

by Bunk-Bed Woody September 19, 2009

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014

chunky avalanche

When you defecate on a woman's chest and then jizz on her face. When she gets up, both substances will begin falling down, creating the image of an avalanche, but with some chunky bits.

George W. Bush: Hey pop! I totally just gave Hillary a chunky avalanche!
Bush Sr.: Good work boy! It'll take her at least 4 showers to get THAT off!

by Shmelvinwaka October 28, 2009