No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
by The Ginger Piper December 4, 2010
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A character from the Trilogy The Hunger Games, who is portayed as Katniss Everdeen's best friend/hunting partner in the first book.
In the second book, Gale and Katniss become sorta romantic-ish but not really, and Peeta is the same ole Peeta.
In the Third book, Gale becomes a prostitute after pretending to be Katniss's best friend forever/romantic interest.
A character from the Trilogy The Hunger Games, who is portayed as Katniss Everdeen's best friend/hunting partner in the first book.
In the second book, Gale and Katniss become sorta romantic-ish but not really, and Peeta is the same ole Peeta.
In the Third book, Gale becomes a prostitute after pretending to be Katniss's best friend forever/romantic interest.
Gale Hawthorne was described as very handsome, no wonder he turned out to be a man-whore.
I actually thought he had some depth in him.
(Actually he gets a job at District 2)
I actually thought he had some depth in him.
(Actually he gets a job at District 2)
by The Hunger Games August 26, 2010
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however they seem to be evil these days telling people to collect both covers of their new CD, but their badass attempts at attacking the rap world is enough to make me love them more.
And i know what your thinking Omgz dis kidz an emo fag who likes this stupid band, well fuck you i have my own opinion of what I listen too, and Your gonna think your accomplishing something by trying to vote this entry down, you will not destroy HH. and if you rate this bad your only proving my point
however they seem to be evil these days telling people to collect both covers of their new CD, but their badass attempts at attacking the rap world is enough to make me love them more.
And i know what your thinking Omgz dis kidz an emo fag who likes this stupid band, well fuck you i have my own opinion of what I listen too, and Your gonna think your accomplishing something by trying to vote this entry down, you will not destroy HH. and if you rate this bad your only proving my point
loser: HAWZTHORBZ HEITHZ IZ THE SUXORZ
Me: hey do you listen to feminem or shitty cent or britney spears?
Loser: uhh yes
Me: go to hell Hawthorne heights is more talented than any rapper, or even fall out boy.
Loser: duh me brain hurty! (exploads)
Me: hey do you listen to feminem or shitty cent or britney spears?
Loser: uhh yes
Me: go to hell Hawthorne heights is more talented than any rapper, or even fall out boy.
Loser: duh me brain hurty! (exploads)
by Jay pee July 7, 2006
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One of the producers of "The Silence In Black and White" was so embarrassed by the cd that he had his name taken off of the credits. True story.
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