Haystacking

The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).

"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."

by indigopolis December 2, 2011

Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.

Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!

by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008

Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".

"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".

by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019

Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.

When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.

by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019

A haystack

A person trying to act like an imposing authority figure

The guy wanted me stop, so I said "what are you a haystack?"

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Hashback

a transaction where you get get hash in return, similar to cashback

if I do this for you, can i get hashback?

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016