harlem shake

An eccentric upper body dance move that involves the shaking of the upper torso and shoulders. The Harlem Shake originated on 125th and Lexington where gang bangers would shoot unsuspecting cripples with crutches. The staggering fall of these cripples created a signature move, adapted by gang-affiliates and introduced at local parties. Upon witnessing the newly created “Harlem Shake,” a corporate thug under the Bad Boy Entertainment payroll reenacted and sold this dance to famous choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson who introduced this dance with the video premier “Let’s Get It” by P. Diddy featuring G-Dep and Black Rob. The phenomenon sweeping white neighborhoods and Italian nightclubs across the country was born… the Harlem Shake.

Daddy, Sarah and I want to go to Abyss and do the Harlem Shake.

by The Geet March 10, 2008

Harlem Hand Grenade

When someone takes fecal matter (fresh or dry) and procedes to use it as a weapon, such as a snowball.

Dude I was walking home from the bus just yesterday when this douchebag hit me in the face with a Harlem Hand Grenade

by B-Man5455 January 31, 2009

Harlem Shake Poop

That point in time, when you are on the toilet and hear the viral song "Harlem Shake" playing as the bass is about to drop, and your friend suddenly appears, naked in the bathroom-- as you spray your shit out of your asshole and onto your friend. Originally produced by Steezy Grossman, also known as children's Youtuber Blippi.

Search up "Harlem Shake Poop" online!

by HarlemCulturalExpert September 14, 2019

Harlem Flu

n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge

Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....

by James Hoffa Lincoln May 11, 2012

Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

Harlem Haymaker

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.

My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.

by Magnumus Dongus March 23, 2020

Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010