Hanusowski

Kick-ass polish person.

Damn, she's must be a Hanusowski, being polish and pretty darn bad ass.

by C.Fizzle. February 28, 2010

Hanukkah Head

The act of giving or receiving head from a spouse or partner all 8 nights of Hanukkah. On the final night your partner MUST swallow no exceptions.

Ethan: what did you get for Hanukkah this year?
Jeff: I’m not getting anything from Julia this year since she is participating in Hanukkah head.

Ethan: That’s sweet wish I had someone to do that with

by Hanukkah Harry’s left nut November 29, 2021

hanukah bush

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

Hanus Crime

The act (usually intentional) of leaving a smear of feces in one's underwear which is then disovered at a later date by the one who is laundering the fouled item. The discovery of such matter is so disgusting, it is considered a crime against humanity.

Every time I do my sons laundry, I discover that he has committed ANOTHER hanus crime by allowing his underwear to complete the wiping of his butt rather than performing it correctly with toilet paper.

by Juiced Rat February 22, 2009

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

Hanumas

The interweaving of Christian and Jewish holidays for those individuals that have married outside of their respective faiths.

Ephraim a Jewish man married Mary a Christian Woman. In their inability to decide which Holiday to Observe they created Hanumas. Where they give gifts over many days rather than just one day.

Other References:
christmakwanzakah
Christmakkah

by Oliver Closeov December 22, 2005

Hanui

(v.) to facebook stalk
(n.) the act of facebook stalking

I really like this guy so i was checking up on facebook and hanuiing him.

"YOU FOUND YOUR DATE ON FACEBOOK?!? YOU JUST PULLED A HANUI!"

by yomommasofat June 28, 2009