hannukaust

A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.

Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*

by Lord Grimcock September 11, 2007

hanukah bush

when a girl doesn't shave her downstairs for 8 days during the Jewish holiday of hanukah, thus creating a bush

Mike was warned not to go down on her because she was growing a hanukah bush to celebrate the holiday

by ElleSinga December 30, 2011

hatsukoi

It's japanese for, first love.

Jacob is my hatsukoi.

by JazzyG! October 22, 2009

hanukkah

8 nights of latkes, fried greasy potato pancakes, for dinner, and having to "try" to act excited. It is hard to pretend but I dont want to make my Mom and Dad fell bad. OK, the candles are fun but my mom wont let me play with the matches and is worried the house will burn down if I lite the candles or I might burn my fingers, but really, can't you spare even one magic elf bring us toys too. I am a good boy. Honest.

Dear Santa, do you have any magic Jewish elves to spare around Hanukkah? See my sister says you know Yenta Claus? Is there really such a person or not? Is there really a Hanukkah Harry? Who is this Santa Cohen and are any of them magic elves? Are they really jewish too? Is Yenta Claus real? If that is true ask her not to forget me. Just say I am good and to give me an ipod.
I love you, Thank you Jacob

by JacobSeth121899 September 22, 2006

hansum

Term used in New Zealand that describes something in a negative light. (Said in a sarcastic tone) oftens replaces words such as ugly,useless etc

Tom: Hey Mike you know that girl Shelly? She gave me head last night ;)
Mike:Shelly? The girl with the mole? That girl is HAAAAAAAAANSUM

Boy: You see that awesome 3pointer I made
Girl:Sorry to dissapoint but that shot was HANSUM!!!

by thatHANSUMdude July 17, 2011

Hanukkah tank

A tank of gasoline that lasts longer than one would expect. In reference to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah, in which oil for their candles lasted for eight days and eight nights by divine intervention.

I haven't filled up in like two weeks. It's a Hanukkah tank.

by The Notorious B.A.C.H. July 2, 2009

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010