satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

Hanarashi Kyouya

Another way of saying "Dick and balls"

I want to blow your Hanarashi Kyouya.

by not meri March 6, 2010

Hansard

A penis that has been inserted into too many strange and unclean vaginas without using a condom, resulting in a mishapen shaft and head. Often times, the penis will smell like a rotten egg and have a yellowish brown discharge.

Jim: I knew I should not have had unprotected sex with all of those nasty whores.

Ryan: Why? Did your shit turn "hansard" on you?

by Eli Keller October 15, 2008

handraulic

A means of working which usually involves a man and a shovel when a mechanical hydraulic digger is either unavailable or cannot gain access.

We reverted to the handraulic digger because we could not use anything else in that small space.

by Steve Raw September 19, 2003

Hanspan

Hanspan is actually going out with
Matt lam-bert

This name is obviously short for hannah, but only good ones, who are naughty.

"awww, hanspan u rule, ur so naughty"

by lukeh March 20, 2005

hansali

A tan girl who turns out to be really hot n even can do Modeling

She is exactly a Hansali

by Hansali noor May 2, 2018

hanshaw

The act of leaving or finishing early. This term is always a negative.

Examples: A teacher dismissing class before the bell rings, stepping and falling out of an airplane doorway before the steps have been deployed, or pre-mature ejaculation. "I was with this chick last night and pulled a hanshaw." "In third period today my teacher pulled a hanshaw." "I flew to Greece and this idiot pulled a hanshaw."

by Lomenick January 20, 2011