Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.

"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"

by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011

hansel and gretel

When a brother and sister get it on!

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel

by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002

hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002

Sophia Ann Hanselman

Born in November, these jaw dropping people are popular and different in their own way. No matter how bad the selfie is, they some how look drop-dead gorgeous in them all. They may act pessimistic and say words they don't mean but they are great people to have. They often get jealous and act a little strange but if you need them, they will be at your doorstep in a heartbeat. They usually stay in their friendzone but may step out when someone perks their curiosity or are just that good looking. They are a unique addition to a friendship

Wow, I wish I could have someone that's a Sophia Ann Hanselman

Did you hear? I finnaly got a date with a Sophia Ann Hanselman

by 00What'sThatNobody00 December 10, 2016

Panic! at the hansel

a very popular hansel parody band,known for their hit rock songs

my favorite song is hansel hpes by Panic! at the hansel

by djgldjgidug November 2, 2019

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020