right-handed knuckle chopper

The fastest masturbation technique on the planet.

God damn. I knuckle chopped my cock so bad, it hurts.

You have no time to masturbate? Go for the right-handed knuckle chopper. It's fast and good!

by Dutz April 5, 2013

Hansel

A Hansel is. Friend who is kind helpful and trust worthy , he can be mad sometimes but he is also nice and super chill ,

Hansel knows everything

by Emma Lin September 23, 2018

Hansen

A man who is smart and intelligent and who is capable of doing everything and could have any job. Also He does not have friends who bully them

Man he is such a Hansen

by good dude 123 February 9, 2020

hanse

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MAN IS ETHEREAL AND SO TALENTED AT THE SAME TIME??????

did you see do hanse?
do you mean the ethereal, good looking, talented guy?

by that gay February 9, 2021

One handed breakfast

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

chris hansen

the guy on dateline who catchs all the sexual predators

Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat.

Take a seat. Right over there.

What are you doing here?

by Nykwil October 25, 2007