hannon

Cool, quiet, and doesn't really open up to people. Hannon's are usually very private and keep to themselves until they find that special someone who is exactly like them. Hannon's are very attractive and like to have fun when they are with their best friends. Hannon's are great in bed and usually have big cocks. Hannon's usually like heavy metal and rock music. Hannon's are amazing singers and loves children.

Girl, "Have you seen that guy?"
Other girl, "Yeah, his name is Hannon. He's amazing!"

by tigger77 January 29, 2014

Hanson

The only perfect guy out there! He's totally loyal to the point where he's making Lisa love him even more!

Lisa: I'll always love you, Hanson!

Hanson: I just realized right now that I'm in love with you too, Lisa! Marry me, Lisa! *Presents Lisa with a ring*

Lisa: Of course I will, Hanson! *Passionately kisses Hanson*

Hanson: *Puts the ring on Lisa's ring finger and wraps both of his arms around Lisa securely*

by Lisa eternally ❤ Hanson 4ever! November 4, 2019

Hanson

A band that has broken from their record label and gone indie, but they still sell out shows across the United States. Yes, they did write mmmbop, but at an age when you could barely learn the words to a song, much less write your own. They are currently touring and writing music, and are about to come out with a documentary called "Strong Enough to Break", about their journey as a band and how they broke from their record label. They are fabulous musicians with hardcore fans. Why? Because they are amazing and continue to grow with each album. This band will be around for a long time.

"Hanson? They're still around?"
"Yeah and they're awesome - listen to their acoustic album, it's great."
...a few days later...
"I can't believe it. I like Hanson. I want to marry Issac. He's hot."

by Sunshine326 January 24, 2006

Hanson

The only "boyband" of the late 90s that was actually a "band" and consisted of "boys" Wrote all their own songs, played their own instruments, all that good stuff. Made 5th grade girls faint.

Hanson best known for MMMBop and Where's The Love

by 1069 January 30, 2006

Taylor Hanson

The hot metro of Hanson. Also the talented metro of Hanson. Yes, he looks most like a chick, but he's still the hottest

"He's so chick like, but at the same time so hot!"

by Alexie October 13, 2004

hanson

Extremely talented band consisting of three brothers. The albums consist 100% of their own music and their concerts are made of songs that are theirs and a couple that aren't. They are extremely well rounded musicians; playing countless instruments. They are highly underrated because of idiots who associate them with just their song Mmmbop (which, if you think about it is pretty impressive for people at that age to write), a song that they wrote and released when they were young. These people don't even give them an chance and immediately dismiss them.
They are extremely talented and should be given a fair chance.

"Did you get Hanson's new record, The Walk?"
"Yeah I did. It's great."

by hansonrocks December 18, 2007

Hanlon's Razor

"Attribute not to malice what can be attributed to stupidity" or "cock-up before conspiracy"
-One of the most important lessons never taught in schools

"The driver just cut me off the prick!"
"Hanlon's Razor, my friend, Hanlon's Razor"

by jltdkllr July 26, 2011