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hatrosexual

Any person and/or human being who is sexually attracted to or derives sexual pleasure from headwear.
I saw my brother masturbating to the hat section in CSS. I believe he may be a hatrosexual.
by Geoff Dolphin July 1, 2007
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hohosexual

Describes someone that is attracted only to men in red and white fuzzy suits, carrying bags of toys.
See that Mrs. Claus over there? I here she is so hohosexual.
by PohTayToez December 30, 2007
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Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless
Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.
by Whbkcm August 27, 2017
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Hartosexual

A fan of Hannah Hart (creator of My Drunk Kitchen). This term is not gender specific.
"You are such an Hartosexual, and there's nothing wrong with that."
"God, I love MDK. I'm soooo Hartosexual!"
by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012
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Thanosexual

Someone who gets off on making way too many Thanos jokes and/or puns while discussing the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Ethan is a kind of cool guy, but hanging out with him can be a chore since he's such a Thanosexual.
by Not Not Molly June 11, 2018
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Holosexual

Holosexual is someone who is extremely obsessed with holographic everything, they would be willing to lose their analiginity if given the chance to get it on with holographics
Christine: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME HOLOSEXUALS. Lauren: Too much info, girl, but ME TOO!
by I probably shouldn't know that February 22, 2017
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hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.
" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"
by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017
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