Term originating in South Louisiana that involves slapping a girl in the face with your penis. While extremely similar to mushroom stamping, the "hangartner" requires one to cum in the girl's hair immediately after slapping her in the face
Dude! Did you see that chick with the crunchy hair and red marks on her face? She must have just been hangartnered!
by Resilient22 August 18, 2009
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Get the spanky for my hangdown mug.N. The feeling of disbelief, regret and disorientation experienced upon waking up the morning after a night of clumsy, awkward drunken gay sex. Often accompanied by a sore asshole and the sour taste of alcohol mixed with seminal fluid, which can also be found in a dried state somewhere on the body, most often the chest, abs or face. Other evidence one has a hangayver includes the presence of another guy's boxers and/or jeans, anal lube, more than one used, dirty condom, a towel for "clean up" or the presence of another boy in your bed or showering frantically in your bathroom.
1 -- Boy #1: "Sup bro how was the party last night?"
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
Boy #2: (long pause) "Dude I don't know. I keep remembering wrestling around with some bro." (another long confused pause). "Were you over here last night man because some dude left his pants out on the couch."
Boy #1: (eyes a pair of boxers and used condoms on his friend's bed) "No... bro what's with the condoms? Did you hook up with a guy??"
Boy #2: "Whatever man. I gotta shit I feel like there's a tree up my ass."
Boy #1: "Ok dude, whatever. Enjoy your hangayver."
by ucfryan November 7, 2006
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Get the stinky on my hangdown mug.Similar to gaydar, this is a natural ability for fag hags to recognize gays. The term gaydar isn't appropriate for hags, because hags are straight. Hence, the term hagdar, because every card-carrying fag hag can spot herself a gay a mile away and be his best friend as fast as you can say "Bette Midler". Note: hagdar is more sensitive to the male homosexual, as lesbians can be so difficult to discern, they often can't pick each other out of a crowd.
by strackland December 26, 2010
Get the Hagdar mug.Verb. To slowly work one's way up a climb, bolt by bolt, resting repeatedly and spending significant time hanging on the rope rather than climbing from deck to anchors without a rest or fall.
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