haifu

Male version of Waifu. Sounds much cuter than most people making up the husbando word.

Oh my god uwu, I love my haifu so much I could bake him a lovejuice cake

by NorthBear April 7, 2021

British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.

Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.

by germanophone January 22, 2009

Hannukah Heights

The Reinhardt Estates subdivision of Fairway, Kansas

Izzy grew up in Hannukah Heights

by andy1 September 9, 2006

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.

Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"

by Lingin May 5, 2010

Handus

The great hand that contains a single eye in the middle. The lord of all hands

Oh lord Handus we worship the! Accept thy cheese and thy oolith!

by Birdus the great January 3, 2019

hanul

a hanul (girl) is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever come across. she is a beauty on the inside and out. she is smart even if she denies it, and will love you more if you tell her that she is. she is flirtatious but she only has eyes on one person. she also loves helping people out and is not afraid to show her real self to you which is probably why a lot of guys like her.

(person 1): "oh-em-gee! did you see what that girl is wearing? she's so pretty! I also heard that she gets straight A's, is that true?"
(person 2): "of course she's pretty and smart, that's hanul!"

by ash8101 December 15, 2020