worldwide handsome

A beautiful man who looks better in a dress then you do, also known as the third on from the left

guy1: OMG did you see mr. worldwide handsome he makes me question my sexually

guy2: same dude

by Worldwide ugly June 2, 2018

Handshake Mishap

When two people are attempting to shake hands and some sort of mishap occurs such as one person partially missing the other person's hand and ending up shaking just their fingers.

Grabbing just fingers is terrible and is sometimes misinterpreted as giving someone a limp fish handshake. Both the limp fish and just fingers make a terrible impression on both close friends and complete strangers leading to harsh reactions ranging from a moment of unspoken awkwardness, to outright ridicule or even death in some cultures.

Therefore if a handshake mishap occurs the best resolution is to immediately ask for a handshake reset. While this will not completely absolve the handshake mishap it does go a long way towards making things right.

Guy 1: Damn it! I was on my job interview and there was a handshake mishap and I ended up grabbing just fingers.

Guy 2: Did the interviewer say anything?

Guy 1: No but I could tell there was just a moment of unspoken awkwardness. He probably thought I was giving him the limp fish and was put off by it.

Guy 2: Did you ask for a handshake reset?

Guy 1: No I totally blanked!

Guy 2: Dude you're fucked! No way you're getting that job. You should have just walked out mid-interview and saved everyone's time. At least be glad he didn't kill you because he was within his rights to do so. I know I would have.

by JSnoop September 23, 2011

paper hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021

Glizzy Hands

A term used for people whose fingers are unusually large. The term was popularised by Twitch streamer "Atrioc" when his friends make fun of his fingers.

"Those guys over there have such large fingers, we should call them Brandon "Glizzy Hands".
"How do you know they have large fingers?"
"..."

by AtriocPleaseVIPMeLoveYou:) August 26, 2021

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

California Handstand

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California

Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

by On The Rocks - (1204) March 3, 2011

Bullarto Handshake

The act of two men each giving the other a handjob, and afterwards shaking hands while the semen is still on their respective hands.

term is popularised by Lyn Brown.

I saw Andy giving a Bullarto Handshake to Matt, yeah its the normal gretting for the town.

by Bellend Bellend Bellend August 23, 2011