Handscendant

Handscendant- all your possible future descendants never to be born because of your male masturbation.

I've probably killed a few billion of my Handscendants with lotion and a sock.

by Schleppify September 12, 2016

Handpie

After you cum in her hand she feeds it to you.

I had a hell of a handpie last night.

by Manchise April 29, 2022

Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

handsex

Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.

Cherie has handsex with her dick.

by Steaver370 May 7, 2004

Handskie

another word for handjob, or using your hand to make another person orgasm. handskie can be used for both men and women.

i got a handskie after the party last night

by Bryan Reynolds April 4, 2009

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011