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Reverse Handkerchief

Sniffing panties. Particularly with the gusto one would blow their nose into a handkerchief, only inhaling as opposed to exhaling.
Michael knew what Josh was really doing in his mom’s bathroom. He heard the loud whiffs of several reverse handkerchiefs.
by musinon July 2, 2019
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Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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handyman's handkerchief

A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.
"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "
by f00Sieben December 19, 2013
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Cambodian Hankerchief

When the booty-butter leaks out of a small Cambodian boys fat-cack and the pattern that the butter makes resembles a designer scarf most likely made by niggers.
Did you see that kids Cambodian Hankerchief? It was the biggest I have ever seen.
by fat cack April 4, 2013
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Commonly called just classy gentleman. For when a guy wants to jack off covertly and needs a mop up rag but has nothing to use, So then the guy uses his boxers to clean up and then goes commando with the dirty boxers hanging out of a pants pocket. Usually done if a girl gives the guy major blue balls and he doesn't want to make a mess of her bathroom getting off. Thus the name from being classy enough to not make a cummy mess at a girls house.
Carl- Damn dude, Rebecca was being a prude bitch last night and wouldn't give me even a handjob. So I was stuck with blue balls and a major chubbs, so I went into her little sisters room to wham the ham, but I forgot mop up material so I had to beat it into my boxers. Then I just did the classy gentleman's handkerchief until I was able to get out of there.

Derek- What a bitch. That's a classy thing to do dude,
by The Bro13 August 14, 2009
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swedish hankerchief

A sexual act in which the the 'receiver' has their mouth filled with tissue paper/toilet roll and the 'giver' proceed to have anal sex with them.
This culminates in using the stuffed tissue paper to wipe ones-self with.
"I would so give her a Swedish Hankerchief"
by La Magrá May 29, 2007
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handkerchief

a bundle of a large supply of drugs, most often weed.
bro, do you want to come over and try out my new handkerchief?
by justinpeed October 4, 2018
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