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hillbilly handkerchief

Evacuating mucus membranes from one's nose without using any material to collect the material. The mucus flies into the environment and either dries up or is eaten by dogs.
Jimmy Jen just resorted to a hillbilly handkerchief as though it was a casual habit. This mrtified his big-city fiance.
by bigfun vodkatea October 26, 2018
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Stanford Handkerchief

Spread the buttcheeks, and blow your nose! its high class.
a woman bends over expecting a possible doggystyle session, instead she ... stanford handkerchief :)
by Stadium Status December 30, 2007
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Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.
That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.
by Camper dog June 16, 2010
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Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.
Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished
by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007
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sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008
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Magician's Handkerchief

A particularly long hair you find in your mouth after indulging in a Fish Supper.
"Good Lord Bertie, it feels as though I've swallowed a Magician's Handkerchief!"
by LeTrenger June 14, 2009
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Hitchhiker's Handkerchief

Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.
That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.
by Stzar November 12, 2019
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