Dutch handjob

When a guy is holding his own erected penis in his hand and another guy/girl moves his arm

Damn! that stupid girl only wanted to give me a dutch handjob, thats so lame!

by Exondk December 21, 2008

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

by 007withatwist December 21, 2017

Vagina Handjob

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

Israeli Handjob

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.

Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."

by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

Hot Tortilla Handjob

a jerkity jerk with a hot, buttered tortilla

The tortilla lady at CHuys looks like she gives a mean, "Hot Tortilla Handjob"

by Dutch Rudders Revenger November 1, 2010

Handjob Haney

To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.

"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."

by Doomious April 5, 2009

Nigger handjob

A Nigger handjob is a handjob given from some one of the Afro-American (nigger) decent. It is commonly used as a form of currency. The "rate" of a nigger handjob varies from location and the hand size of the benefactor.

Dude, what do i owe you for that lighter? oh well i guess like 69 cents and a nigger handjob.

Ill give you this fried chicken and a nigger hand job for that kool-aid.

by phil yanjawn July 24, 2009