Preston Handcock

MegaMind.

Megamind is like a Preston Handcock

by Preston/ July 21, 2020

school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

by The Real Driller October 8, 2020

Handcock

Your dick is big as a hand. Take your hand and measure it up with your dick and grab it like your masturbating and that's 1 handcock

I got a 2 1/2 handcock

by XxXDownarXxX August 14, 2008

Handblownjob

An event where:

1) You are given a handjob
2) The person who just gave a handjob gives you a fine piece of hand-blown glass.
3) You are given a blowjob*

*During the blowjob, the glass maybe used in several different ways, hey whatever floats your boat.

Mark: "Man, I just got a handblownjob!"
Dave: "Nice, can I see it?"
Mark: "Sure!"
*Hands glass*
Dave: "This is nice, you can notice the attention to the detail."
Mark: "I know, right?!"

by Keiathn June 13, 2007

John HandCock

When ur finished fucking a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, and use ur Hands to sign your name on her chest.

After I paid her a Ben Franklin, I gave her a John HandCock.

by The Kid's Killin December 8, 2007

Hadlock

A cutie that hates (almost)everyone

"Everyones an effing fagot"-Hadlock

"We're not friends anymore"-Hadlock

"Let's has an apostrophe in it dumb ass"-Hadlock

"Get away from me fagot"-Hadlock

"Everyone's an idiot"-Hadlock

by C4rl M4rx May 14, 2008

herbie handcock

The real delegate who contributed in writing of the Decleration of Independence; often confused with John Handcock

"I'm just going to need the old John Handcock on these..."
"It's Herbie Hnndcock..."

by Pabs September 22, 2003