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handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.
I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.
by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015
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handball

Australian colloquial use, meaning to unilaterally give responsibility for a problem to someone else. Comes from Australian Football, where the "handball" is the fastest legitimate way to dispose the football. The receiving player gets no protection if they receive a handball, they are subject to immediate tackle. Often when players are about to be tackled they desperately handball to a teammate, solving their immediate problem but often putting the receiving player in the same difficulty. Where the receiver is put in physical danger, it is a "hospital handball". Also known as the "hand pass".
Ian didn't want to deal with the difficult project, so he handballed it to me.
by timattrn November 7, 2017
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batchelors handbag

A BBQ chicken usually bought from woolies or Coles
Macca was starving at smoko so he went to woolies and got a batchelors handbag
by Ronster March 4, 2021
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gins handbag

A wine cask carried by an Australian aboriginal woman.
"Hey cooda,mortons wife is carrying her gins handbag with her down to the park"
by opiumtrail October 2, 2007
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Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.
*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!
by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010
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handballing

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing
Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.
by skin May 20, 2004
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handbags

Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.
"Oh, put your handbags away".
by Ulukai December 16, 2003
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