Haakon

Haakon, the name of Norwegian Kings, meaning more powerfull than God (see Håkon).

List of Kings:
Haakon I of Norway (c. 920–961), the Good
Haakon Magnusson of Norway (1068-94)
Haakon II of Norway (died 1162), Haakon Herdebrei
Haakon III of Norway (1170s–1204), Haakon Sverreson
Haakon IV of Norway (1204-1263), the Old
Haakon V of Norway (1270-1319), Haakon V Magnusson
Haakon VI of Norway (c. 1340–1380), Haakon VI Magnusson
Haakon VII of Norway (1872-1957)
Haakon, Crown Prince of Norway (born 1973), future Haakon VIII

You don't wanna mess with Norway, their King's named Haakon, he's more powerful than God!

by Latskap June 16, 2011

hanakou

Hanakou is the ship between minamoto kou and amane yugi from toilet bound hanako kun it is very cute and underrated. It’s perfectly valid to not ship them and see them as just friends

Friend A: My favorite tbhk ship is hanakou
Friend B: I don’t really ship it but it’s so cute!

by Hanakossexyhakujoudai May 24, 2021

HaakonPlayer77

A Norwegian guy with a awsome name and a gigant 7 foot dick.

He loves to play vidoe games and listen to Music most of the day.

He has a half rare disease and a great friend on Instagram called Janus

Hey HaakonPlayer77! Lets play minecarft

by JayDogMadFresh April 7, 2021

Hinako

The best girl you will ever meet. If you ever come across a Hinako keep her as a friend cus she’s fisty and funny.

Dam bro, Hinako got cute over summer break

by My cat is amazing May 21, 2021

Haakon Rizz

A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.

"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"

"Wassup fat head"

"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"

"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"

"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"

by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023

Hankologyism

A relatively unknown religion originating in the Pacific Northwest. Worshipers of the Person known as Hank. His accomplishments include beating Kevin (because Kevin sucks), being more awesome than Kevin, and cloning. He's like 8 Gods, plus a Jesus.

-In Hankologyism church today, it was so awesome today, he said I was cool.
-Well... If Hank says so.

by Ryan 424 March 30, 2009

hanakoslvrrr

BEST TBHK CONTENT CREATOR BUT THEIR ANGST HURTS.
literally cried bc of one 😕

Rando 1: do you know hanakoslvrrr?
Rando 2: stfu dont remind me of their angst but yeah they're cool

by a clown 🤡 October 4, 2021