Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

by clgdswr August 28, 2009

night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.

While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.

by Night hampster June 29, 2017

Hampster Hands

Freakishly small hands, not proportional to the rest of the body

Man lisa, your hands are so small, you have hampster hands!!!

by Nat & Malia October 4, 2008

Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.

Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

by Hampster Sumggler October 19, 2008

Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache

.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...

by basile May 13, 2005

ass hampster

When you shove a hampster up your asshole. Usually done by gay men as a sexual activity.

Man i really wanna have an ass hampster i bet it would feel good

by X-Phlo April 19, 2007

Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!

Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!

by CBeason August 1, 2013