Kolton Hamm

a dumbass that is too much of a panzy to kiss his girlfriend, and yet she still likes him very much.

girl 1: "so has he kissed you yet?"

girl 2: "nope... *deep and long sigh*

girl 1: "ugh, what a Kolton Hamm.."

by liz2011 August 14, 2009

Going Jon Hamm

When you "Go Ham" or all-out on/with something but are only slightly successful.

"He's going Jon Hamm on that burger."

"She went Jon Hamm in that wing eating contest."

by TitaN X70 October 5, 2022

Earned my Hamm's

Earning what you have, or implying that you have earned something through what you have endured. Hamm's is a blue collar beer so the saying alludes to coming home to a cold brew after a hard day's work.

"Being a self made man, I've earned my Hamm's." or "I really earned my Hamm's working the help desk at the pro hate speech rally."

by the_steev July 27, 2015

going hamm

like going commando since John Hamm never wears underwear in his scenes so his dick outline is constantly a nuisance that interns have to edit it out.

He was totally going hamm when he wasn't wearing underwear.

by bellaruse April 11, 2016

Hamm Sandwich

When you're fucking a chick from behind while she's sucking off your homie, and you're both drinking a can of Hamm's beer

Nathan: Yooooo should we invite Megan over?
Bill: Fuck yeah dude, let's crack open some Hamm's and run a Hamm sandwich on her
Nathan: Bet

by HammLover69 September 5, 2019

Ms. Hamm

shes really nice but sometimes doesnt make sence and she litsence to new songs and knows tvd legacies and originals and watches all the good tv shows

Ms. hamm have you watched the new movie of fear street
yes

by fact................. January 24, 2022

Hamm Norden

'Hamm Norden' is a district in the northern part of Hamm, Germany.
Making this place a important or even "spiritual" part of youth culture, people from Hamm Norden started feeling patriotic and emotional towards the district.
As a result, being a part of this community positions you higher in society.
The number/symbol that is recognized with Hamm Norden is '65' or '065'.

Enemies: Bockum-Hövel ('75')

Heessen ('73')

Woah, this guy is so edgy and cool you could even say he came straight from Hamm Norden.

by HammNorden65 May 22, 2017