Hammerandfail

One of the worst down-bad people ive ever seen for matt. Im genuinely scared of their posts.

Diwlfnakwlfankr 1: you know Hammerandfail from tiktok?
Sjfkskfkskxjwnfk 2: im terrified of them…

by Elliott the awesome dude November 6, 2021

Hammerheadless

When your dicks tip gets cut off. Ouchie wawa

I AM HAMMERHEADLESS. NOOOOOO

by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017

HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

Hammerhead

A failed attempt at a Land Shark (See landshark definition)

"Dude me and this chick tried to landshark last night, but I missed the hole and totally ended up with a hammerhead"

by Fat me in the arse Jon Snow May 13, 2019

Hammerhead

A way to label someone who’s eyes are incredibly far apart. Typically as a result of a birth defect.

“Hey Chad that girl behind the bar looked cute as fuck tonight”
“Bro did you see her face??”
“No, why is she pretty bad?”
“She’s a complete hammerhead dude”
“Oh fuck, gross”

by DefinitionMaster69 September 17, 2020

Hammerhead

1.The result of generations of inbreeding. The eyes have spread apart resembling a hammerhead shark. This is to adapt to the the hostile environment of an incestuous household by allowing the hammerhead to see their father stalking his prey .

2.When a hammerhead sucks you off and begins to spas out vigorously slamming her enormous forehead onto the head of your dong.

"who invited the hammerhead to the party! She pissed herself on the bed and smeared shit all over the bathroom floor."

"that fat slut made my cock piss in two streams from her hammerhead."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

Hammerlund

CRAZY, outgoing, crazy loud laughter, enjoys a treat or 7, can handle their liquor unless they are throwing up in the morning. The person with this name will have your back until they don't. It's a clan of clique-y proportions!! You will love the time you spend with them until they pick on you mercilessly...and then pee on your face.

Wow, they look like a bunch of Hammerlunds!

Damn, that was just like hanging with a Hammerlund.

by mewohammerlund November 17, 2010