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halitosis hypnosis

The effect someone gets when a person with bad breath is speaking to them. The condition is made worse if it involves being on a date. Indications are, weariness in the limbs, a blind stare, the worst being loss of consciousness.
Woman: "Where did you go right now? You seem completely out of it."

Man: "Well Miss, I am sorry to say this, but your breath put me under Halitosis Hypnosis, Gotta Run!"
by blumehauser October 15, 2009
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Halitosis house

the more scientific term referring to a Breath house, a male with breath which acts like acid on its victims, causing the watering of eyes and the prolonged decay of flesh. Halitosis houses also cause a degree of harm to themselves, which can lead to them decaying from the inside out, leading to even more severe bad breath, which serves to alienate them from the rest of civilized society. The breath smells like raw sewerage mixed with rotting flesh and dog chod.
Guy 1: geez, that guy's breath stinks of rotting zombie flesh
Guy 2: I know, William has had severe Halitosis for several years, due to an overconsumption of flesh and not enough toothpaste and mouth wash!
Guy 3: He is a Halitosis house, but his sister is peng bro, NGL
by Phil Mi Groin November 27, 2018
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Halitosis Defence

Common ins sports when one player attempts to keep another player from scoring screaming in the face of the player.
Holly shit! He knocked Bob out with the halitosis defence!
by exponentialhalitosis December 13, 2004
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halitosis dick

When a girl with really bad breath gives u head
by Toyz69 March 7, 2017
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Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.
by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008
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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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