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Haystacking

The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).
"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."
by indigopolis December 2, 2011
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Dick in a haystack

A Dick in a haystack is a fun game that requires two people. The game starts when the pubes are longer than the penis, and the servicer must ravage through the brillo and find the serpant. Once found, suckage is a must.
Hey, before you go to work, lets play "dick in a haystack"

Hey bro, last night while i was playing on my gamecube with my other bro, just chillen, we decided to pop in a john mayer CD and play Dick in a haystack, is was fun! i liked it!
by Cristiano7 June 28, 2008
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halfjack

1. One who never goes more then halfway on anything

2. A boyfriend never planning a date and leaving all the work to his girlfriend and more commonly referred to as a jackass

3. One who has winterfresh on a daily basis and swallows
EX 1. Paul never planned anything with his girlfriend so he is a halfjack / jackass
EX 2. Paul likes to swallow winterfresh
by Grem Lochington January 25, 2008
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Halflack

The act of lacking half of your brain and not being capable of anything
Halflack in other terms mean retarted.
by Diehardangel March 17, 2017
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halfsterkur

"Half-strength" in Icelandic. Often confused with "weakling" or "useless."
Rafe attempted to lift a halfsterkur stone until his undercarriage dropped out.
by Ronald Sampson August 23, 2019
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Haystack Brownie

A term widely used in various rural community clubs and industries (such as 4H , Dairy Farmer's, etc.): when one or more individuals participate in anal sex while in a barn and shit finds it's way onto the hay...you have a "Haystack Brownie".
"When Cecil climaxed, he turned the whole loft into a Haystack Brownie".
by Davide Esq. November 19, 2019
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Haystack

An unusually large amount of pubic hair on a girl.
When I took this girl's panties off, she had so much pubic hair I thought I was looking at a haystack.
by Tjlazer111 November 9, 2019
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