hákon

Hákon is a skandinavian male name. Boys with this name often find it difficult to hold peace and love in their lives. They are usually very handsome and protective to people they care about.

Oh, Hákon, I'm so glad to have you in my life.

by Hufflepuffle September 17, 2013

Hamophobic

Hamophobic: (Noun) An irrational fear of pig and pork products.

A word created by Bennett the Sage while reading My Immortal Part IV on episode 16 of Masterpiece Fanfic Theatre. Due to the fact that the authoress misspelled the word homophobic. Thus now thanks to Sage we now have the word hamophobic.

Guy 1: Hey do you want some bacon?

Guy 2: Bacon? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAHHH THE HORROR THE HORROR!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Guy 1: Um Sage...what's wrong with this man?

Sage: I'm afraid this man is a hamophobic.

by Kingdom-Hearts-Nintendo March 28, 2010

haops

to jump one a bed and jack off at the same time

man last night i was in my room pulling a haops and i got cum all over the ceiling.

by insane guy 777 December 9, 2008

Halophobe

One who hates a halophile

Erika is a halophobe; she found out her boyfriend plays and dumped him immediately.

by Lily Malone May 2, 2009

Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007