long haired jizz expert

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Lachlan Haines

His origins go way far back...

Born in a poor beaver family with half human half beaver DNA, he grew up learning that one day he will learn how to master his Frontal Teeth and defeat the Fire Nation... Some people believe that his teeth was able to carve the rock from the backside of a large Mountain. This boy will soon grow up and become the most retarted person on earth...

Even though he saved everybody's lives...

dude that story was deep, like Lachlan Haines deep... *Yoinks*

where are you scooby doo

by PhotosynesisMan August 19, 2019

Hailey baldwin

He’s the most unique duck in one of Justin biebers pond in his huge mansion. He is a jobless duck but tries to take pride in being justins unique duck but he sux he’s rejected by duck circus as well

Hailey baldwin was found in a pond

by Hailey duckwin January 10, 2021

Hailey

A awesome amazing girl that is amazing at sports and everyone adores a Hailey! Haileys are gorgeus kind weird ( in good ways)

Wow Hailey is just so awesome

by H<3 November 9, 2013

Hailey Orona

my bae, love u bae ig ;p -onavhs </3

ayo, ona gang or dont bang. - Hailey Orona

by onavhs September 29, 2020

Hailey

Hailey is the name of a girl who is beautiful inside and out. She will love you forever if you decide to love her back. Hailey is there for you anytime you are insecure, but she is very insecure about herself. She doesn’t realize she is the best thing that ever happened to many loved ones. If you have a Hailey in your life, love her with all the love you have.

Hailey L B, you are the love of my life, I hope to have a happy life with you.

by Tgolly November 28, 2018

Hailey

The girl who doesn't give one, two, or three fucks, so shut up and sit down.

"Do you see that girl over there? She was such a Hailey yesterday..."

by DeathbyBananas February 15, 2017