hairy jol

adj. n., a particularly furry taint or vaganus

"That chick better wax her hairy jol if she expects me to do her."

by firstthrow September 23, 2012

hairline

something that Jojo Siwa doesn't have

I haven't been to urban dictionary since the last time Jojo Siwa had a hairline.

by sisterslang March 21, 2020

Hairy twinkler

The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile.

Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the club.

by Philclowns February 13, 2008

hairy potato

A girl thats been around the block one too many times.

My mother told me not to date the girl down the street because she is a hairy potato.

by ballrub June 20, 2009

HairyRope

A fag that loves to hit on asians, and loves to make love to any guy that is a foreigner. Beware if you encounter a hairyrope then pull out a picture of a asian to scare it away, they are mostly found in the colder regions of Oregon because there hairyropes (A.K.A. dildos) keep them warm.

Dakota: Oh hey petey whats up
Petey: Nothin much
Hairyrope: Rawrrr!
Dakota: oh nooooooooo....
Petey: Get out a picture of Alax! that will scare him away!

by Wiggles614 May 2, 2010

hairy hoof

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

by methilmings November 24, 2011

Hairlock

When a pubic hair gets stuck in between your foreskin and your nub.

Guy 1:Sh*t I have hairlock
Guy 2:HAHAHAHA piss off

by Jerrythemother December 16, 2011