Isak Hairless

One of natures greatest feats. A being solely build up with awesomeness, jawline and most importantly... No hair

Person 1: Duuuude look over there! Theres a bald man
Person 2: Omg dude, that's ISAK HAIRLESS! THE UPGRADED VERSION OF THE GREAT ISAK!
Person 1: Bro what ☠️

by King Edelred the Great May 23, 2023

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Kamala Hairless

Another name for our Vice President (Kamala Harris) as she often stand at the podium and spews crap out of her mouth while lifting her skirt yelling look I'm Hairless.

Look it's Kamala Hairless, she has no bush.

by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

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hairless Rat

Very rational but super dumb and funny but ignorant and beautiful

Me: oh hey hairless rat!!!
hairless rat: bro wtf I’m not that much of a hairless rat!!

by Broomrat <3 December 30, 2022

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First ever of this unconventional punk hairstyle mixed with wierd, and something only the hairless hairhorn could experience. Hairless, and having hair at the same time. Nobody has the guts to sport the hairless hairhorn as of yet. Be the first to wear a hairless hairhorn. The strangest turn on. Only exceptionally sexy, confident people would even dare to wear a hairless hairhorn do. Sometimes called hairless haircorn. Very rarely will you see an albino hairless haircorn in your lifetime.

I saw the hottest hairhorn. I wish it was an albino hairless hairhorn.
My goal today is to give my boyfriend the coolest, sexiest first of it's kind, hairless hairhorn style.

Keep an eye out for hairhorn porn cumming soon.
Don't be a pussy, wear a hairless hairhorn

by Basill June 1, 2022

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