Hairdressery

The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.

"How did your date go?"
"Why are you acting so hairdressery?"

by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009

Hairorexia

A condition where a person feels that their hair is short, no matter how long it really is, and is thus always trying to grow it longer.

-"I want my hair to reach my waist"
-"But last time you said you wanted it to reach the middle of your back...do you want Rapunzel's hair?"
-"Hmm...that might not be a bad idea..."
-"You must have hairorexia."

by Primrose_Everdeen October 11, 2012

Hairbondage

A sexy topknot worn by cute girls. Meant to keep their long luscious locks out of their face.

Sarah looks so sexy with all that blonde hair tied up in hairbondage.

by Hairbondage June 7, 2017

Hardo

When you act tough in a not tough situation

Did you see that kid punch high five in the post game line? What a hardo.

by Lordy69 February 24, 2020

hairdressorial

Of or related to hairdressing and cuts.

Christophers comment about the 'bob' widenning a narrow face, in his persuit of brownie-points and possibly even some t-bagging later, had taken him to the precipice of his hairdressorial understanding!

by jiminski pallenov February 13, 2009

Hairdresser Octopus

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.

"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."

by CatInTheFishBowl February 1, 2020

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016