haivery

The smartest girl to meet, shes pretty has a lot of friends and she is super helpful. She gives great advice and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for. She is great at a lot of things . Everyone likes her but she is a good girl who doesn’t get into trouble. She can be sweet but she can be very defensive of her family and friends.She is strong willed and and very supportive. She is usually always prepared for anything and knows what to do. In the end she is one of the greatest people you will ever meet.

Girl 1- is that Haivery

Girl 2 -yes she’s so sweet and unique

by Lynn1333 April 14, 2019

hafner

They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan

The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls

by YurBrudda January 10, 2018

Haines

The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.

"Mate, I think I might do something dickish."
"Don't do a Haines."

by Grandaddy Shawaddywaddy October 19, 2011

Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

Haier

A Chinese producer of household appliances ("white goods"), including air conditioners, laptops, refrigerators.

A: How to pronounce the word "Haier"?
B: Well, just say "Higher"...

by AChink February 13, 2007

Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:

"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.

by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010

haneru

1. <japanese> To leap
2. <japanese> To decapitate
3. Everybody's Besty Ex

He's just such a haneru - he won;t admit he still loves me and he still wants all his stuff back! I just wanna haneru over there and haneru his hot, skinny ass!

by Haneru March 5, 2009