Hufflepuff

One of the four Hogwarts houses, noted for loyalty, hard work, modesty, and a mix of other traits from the other houses. Colours for Hufflepuff are black and yellow and their animal is a honey badger. Hufflepuff is considered an undesirable house and loses the house cup rather often. The founder of Hufflepuff is Helga Hufflepuff, a witch who would accept all into her house. The common room is located by the school kitchens and is the only house to have a common room defenseman mechanism. The current known head of house is Pomona Sprout and the Hufflepuff ghost is the Fat Friar. Hufflepuff has produced the fewest dark wizards and many of its students fought during the Second Wizarding War.

Cedric Diggory was a notable Hufflepuff who was killed at the hands of Peter Pettigrew on command of Lord Voldemort.

by Naida Aura Mirren May 20, 2016

Manny Heffley

the worst person ever

meme-
Person 1: Yo that fucker Manny Heffley says "im only 3".
person 2: what a Twat.

by cheerful ox January 5, 2022

greg heffley

the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls

'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'

by ailisisntaranga June 25, 2020

The Greg Heffley Method

For when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. Coined after Greg Heffley, the protagonist of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid franchise.

His complete lack of self awareness and common sense must mean he takes the Greg Heffley Method to heart.

by meatball meatball April 14, 2017

hufflepop

Better sounding name for a fart-sneeze (fart sneeeze: sneeze and fart at same time)

yesterday i tried to sneeze but i accidently let out a hufflepop instead!

by master sushi cat December 18, 2010

Hufflepuffer

A person who is in the house of Hufflepuff, from the school of Hogwarts in Harry Potter. A Hufflepuffer is usually kind, loyal, outgoing, and popular. If you have a Hufflepuffer as a friend, you should feel lucky. They will stick with you for life. If you’re a Hufflepuffer yourself, be proud! Hufflepuffers are the kindest of all the Hogwarts houses.

Person 1: Man, that girl over there is so sweet!
Person 2: Yup, she’s a Hufflepuffer!

by kk_grace November 27, 2018

greg heffley

greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome

Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo

by yorikeh September 24, 2021