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hackitt

A Glaswegian term relating to a physically ugly, crass and charmless person (usually a female).
What d'ye think ah hur then Gaz? Wid ye gie ur wan?
No danger man! Ah widdnae touch her wae yours... she's pure hackitt!
by hector mcgubligan December 28, 2005
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sadie hawkins surprise

Surprise! The girl that just asked you to the sadie hawkins dance is actually an anatomical male.
Open your mouth, close your eyes, it's a sadie hawkins surprise.
by Penis surprise November 18, 2013
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hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.
Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017
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Hawkinazi

Follower, student or reader of author and psychiatrist-cum-guru David R. Hawkins who is especially critical of anyone or anything that disagrees with Hawkins, and who relies on the power of truthiness over reason, logic and science (even in the direct confrontation of the evidence to the contrary).
Yesterday a Hawkinazi "calibrated" Sally at "119", below the level of integrity, for questioning the pseudoscience "applied kinesiology" (AK) after she discovered AK had been repeatedly falsified in double-blind studies.
by Phoenix Potter October 1, 2006
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hacking the mainframe

smacking random buttons on your keyboard so it sound like your doing something really cool, and not looking while you do it.
hey are you smaking buttons on a keyboard? "no, im hacking the mainframe"
by Wild-goat-cheese February 18, 2010
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Howie Hawkins

An American environmental activist and green party's presidential nominee in the 2020 presidential election.
A: I hate both Democrats and Republicans, who should I vote for?
B: Vote for Howie Hawkins!
by restinpiece August 28, 2020
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Bone hawking

When a man or a women stares at another mans package
guys1: Wtf man why you staring at my package bro?
guys2: What do you mean?
guys1: I mean your bone hawking me!
by Tegro May 4, 2011
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